What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern
computer? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest
and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.
Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
-- Oscar Levant
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too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you
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can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.
Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax
decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper? Outside? What
if it rains?"
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
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of all statistics are
totally worthless.
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
-- Vic Gold
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will
be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over
the table.
-- The Anarchist Cookbook
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
